What's cookin, good lookin?

First of all ... don't get all excited over the title. I said "good lookin" and you're not.

Anyway, I can't wait to share the two epic things that happened today:

First, I remembered the password for this account, which explains this post ... duh.

And secondly ... Martin was at 3A. Like OMG. For real.

So it is only right that I do a Martin appreciation post that many* of you have been asking for like years.

*many = Jastin (I swear, Jastin is the only person to always ask me about this damn blog. That's why he'll always be my brotha from another species.)

Martin was here, and nothing exciting happened. I took a photo of him while he was talking to Lohan.

"Martin is awesome," said no one ever.

ps: Lohan is totes jealous that I haven't dedicated a blog or blogpost to him. #sorrynotsorry

In conclusion, Martin didn't do or say anything useful. Ugh .. in other words, I totally wasted 15 minutes trying to remember the password for this account.

Lame.

Ugh.

I said "Smile betches" and this is what I got. Obviously Angelin and Chester are not always camera ready, but whatever.

So, anyway ... Angelin was about to give me a direct quote from Kenneth (cause I said "Let's make fun of Kenneth in this post") and I stopped her cause I had to upload the photo and stuff.

"Oh this is Kenneth semalam on the phone with a PR. They're talking about some house they're going to have a shoot at...then he went 'Ahh...what? Haunted? .... 'Oh, you meant sponsored'."...

Wait ... that's the quote? Like what the hell ... I had to type that out.

Sometimes I don't even know why I feature these lame-oes on this blog - which by the way Angelin, people do read. I have fans and stuff. Mostly stuff ... but there's a fan somewhere there.

Let's find out what Chester had for lunch today ... err, nasi lemak Melayu lah ... the stuff downstairs.

Now, they're talking about the "anniversary food"

How many times did Chester go to toilet? "What" ..

"Actually, I've never seen you go to toilet," said Angelin.

"I do."

Now, they're arguing over how Chester actually goes to toilet but Angelin has never seen him move away from his computer.

Wow. The things that people talk about. Mind blowing.

Nobody puts Yvonne in a corner

Yvonne is all alone ... all by herself. Okay, there are other people in the office but they don't matter.

"Okay I gotta go and have lunch."

She just grabbed my wrists.

"Is it cold? Like my soul?"

"I didn't say soul. I said my heart."

No wonder she's alone.

Touche betches

Kelly is talking to herself. Actually she's doing her work. But she is like literally talking to herself.

Bruce is on my left. Looking at his phone.
Being all bored and stuff.

This place is cold. Like they want us to freeze to death or something.

What is Kelly's favourite number? 8

What???

"Because I like the money, huat, huat, huat."

"This is what you look like without a neck."

Kelly just took a photo of Bruce without a neck.

"Don't sit like that."

"I'm too lazy to move," says Bruce.

Now they're complaining about POKC closing down.

"No more tau foo fah cheesecake."

Apparently it's because I didn't review that place.

NMP. Not My Problem.

Ehmergerd

Yvonne is here. Talking to Meliza.

Meliza is pointing a weird cat thingy at my face.

"Kitty wants to make friends."

"I'm just gonna stay here until you guys make a decision," says Yvonne.

Meliza is complaining about how we're not friends on FB.

"She doesn't even reply my messages."

Yvonne just snapped her fingers.

"I have no idea what she's doing now." Yvonne is whispering something. Can't hear her. Must be something unimportant.

We are not having cake today FYI.

I hate everyone.

What's up betches?

Meliza is on my left. She has two stories to do...

"They have carrot cake at Sprezza. But I didn't buy it because we're going later."

Meliza and I are required to eat cake today. It's a must. It is expected of us.

What did Meliza have for lunch today?

Jay just tapped me on my shoulder. He left.

"You watched me digest my food and you ask me what I had for lunch? Consume and digest ... both."

What's your favourite colour?

"Orange. What's yours?"

Red. But people think it's black.

"Yeah...because you always wear black."

Okay, seriously ... like what the hell?

All I want to do is update this blog but it took me like seven years just to get to the homepage. Apasal banyak sangat rules and regulations baru ni? Do they want me to use this blog or what?

I can always choose to not give a damn about The Sudden Blog  but I have to think about my four and a half fans who have dedicated their meaningless life to reading the crap that I have posted all these years.

I can't just delete this blog. What would happen to Jastin? Where else would anyone read funny things about Martin (who is still as boring as ever, and I almost ran him over with my car, again ... on purpose, last week)?

It's because of my fans that I had to endure the many questions that Google (or whatever platform that handles this blog) asked me about this account. Suka hati aku lah nak ada secondary email address or not. Why so sibuk?

Anyway, here I am. Updating this blog from my (kinda) new place on level 3A. Sonja is in front of the printer trying to read something. Now she's walking back to her place.

It's really cold in here. I'm trying to clear a few stories before I leave but somehow my brain doesn't seem to be working. And no Martin, my brain does work. I should know. I have used it once or twice before.

I got to go.

My eyes hurt.